THE ALLEGED PLOT TO CLONE KING DAVID… Byfor Giza Death Star
Every now and then I get a story that is so strange that I have to blog about it. That’s the case today when V.T. (thank you!) passed along this bizarre article about a lawsuit in Jerusalem brought by a local Rabbi, Daniel Asor, against the municipality for allegedly allowing the Vatican to dig a tunnel to recover the remains of King David, which – the Rabbi alleges – will by used by the Vatican to clone him and thus create the Messiah in what appears to be an alleged case of “if you don’t first succeed, try again”:
Here’s the insidious Vatican Plot, at least, according to the article:
According to the case brought by Regavim, the Jerusalem Municipality has been concealing the existence of an underground tunnel dug by the Church of the Dormition, one of the largest and most recognizable Catholic churches in Jerusalem. It is believed the construction of the tunnel, approximately 1,970 feet long and 5 feet wide, was completed 12 years ago. It was allegedly built by the Catholic authorities in Jerusalem as an underground passage from the main building of the Dormition Abbey to the residences of the clergy in the Beit Yosef building, a dormitory/guest house it built nearby decades ago.
But spiritual leader of the Yanar Institute in Jerusalem, Rabbi Daniel Asor isn’t buying it. According to Rabbi Asor, that tunnel is a means for the Vatican to exhume the bones of King David who they allege was buried in Mt Zion. As the church is Catholic, the rabbi asserts that they are operating under the Vatican’s instructions. Rabbi Asor adds that it’s all part of the Vatican’s plan to collect DNA from the body of King David and use his DNA to “recreate” the Messiah in an effort to fool the world into believing that the Messiah has arrived.
Now, I can believe the Vatican capable of doing almost anything (see Albigensian Crusade, Fourth Crusade [which wasn’t really the Papacy’s fault, pin that one on Venice even though the Papacy took the fall for it], the War of the League of Cambrai, Vatican Bank, Vatican I, Vatican II, Canossa, Unam Sanctam, Not-So-Innocent III, Boniface VIII, Gasparo Cardinal Contarini &c &c &c) but a plot to steal the remains of King David to clone a “Messiah” would seem rather self-defeating in the Vatican’s case.